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im in a bad mood so im drawing and its not going very well heres a progress update and my disgruntled face
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I can’t even go back to work a little bit yet because they stop funding physio and any further injuries and uni won’t give me my scholarship and I can’t get my fucking tax refund and my nosy family will not leave me the fuck alone first person to bring me a bottle of stolychnaya wins I don’t give a shit I have an exam tomorrow because whoopsies can’t find my uc card, can’t do exam, preemptively failed because I fucking suck can’t afford my trip back from invergiggle so im just staying hahahaha fuck bring me the vodka
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does someone pretty please wanna give me money because im running out and i cant even go back to work yet because my arm is bad
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IMPORTANT FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND’S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET THEM DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE B/C YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!!!!!!!!
SO IF FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT PARENTS ARE BEING CRUEL TO THEM AND HURTING THEM, DO NOT SAY “But they seem so nice! I doubt they mean it!” BECAUSE THAT IS AWFUL TO SAY TO THEM AND MAKES THEM NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN
THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
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one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians
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i hate it when some people snatch your phone or wallet or anything similar and start casually looking through it and pointing out stupid shit like “why do you have no games on your phone” or “why do you have a 3 year old bus ticket in your wallet” like piss off, why cant i have a 3 year old bus ticket in my wallet? rude bitch.
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Bringing your iPod but forgetting your earbuds.
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i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us
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Kurt Cobain’s confessions.
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