Illusions of Grandeur

thechildrensplace:

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

ifyoucarryonthisway:

methroid:

you can’t spell studying without dying 

or stud

hear-these-elegant-crimes:

beyoncebeytwice:

i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

Oh k so I was walking out of the mall today, and just casually Corey Flynn. Right. There. I didn’t say anything, I just sorta stared and smiled awkwardly because. Well. Lets face it, if I’m on tumblr, I’m an awkward bunny….So I’ve now seen Sean Maitland and Corey at that mall. Oh yeeeaaaaaaa.