Illusions of Grandeur

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November 2011

“I took a girl to a movie, tried to put my arm around her by ‘yawning’, misjudged the distance and broke her nose with my elbow.” —Frank Iero (via smallerthanfrankiero)
Nov 28, 20112,146 notes
Hola! Mi nombre es Juhan, or Horheeeeeeeeeeeyy and i love you

Hola Horhaaeeeeeeeyy! I luzz you too

Nov 28, 2011
Nov 26, 2011
“For the foreseeable future, we’re going to be playing with Jarrod. He’s coming with us to Big Day Out. But we never want to get married again to a drummer. We like playing with Jarrod, he likes playing with us so we’ll do it for as long as each party is happy. But we’ll never add another member to the band again.” —Mikey Way (via raychuuuul)
Nov 26, 2011156 notes
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Nov 26, 2011
#makes me angry

fuckyescraigmabbitt:

“omg craig mabitz sux!! lolz”

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Nov 26, 201144 notes
Store already has christmas decorations up

richiemcthor:

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Oh god, our head boss tried to make us play Christmas music. Thankfully, my boss boss refused.

Nov 25, 2011
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Nov 25, 201133,192 notes
I AM A PROUD MEMBER OF THE BVB ARMY!

have problem with that?

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Nov 25, 2011449 notes
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Nov 25, 2011
Nov 25, 201116,865 notes
I will give you half a cookie, but the soggy half that fell into my goat milk. take it or leave it. and why are you scared senorita? I'm not a pedofile or anything.... or am i? ;)

I can’t drink milk.
You don’t even know me.

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Nov 25, 2011
you didn't guess right so NO COOKIES FOR YOU!!! but until you figure out who this is you can just call me horhay (but say it with a slur like horhaaaaeeeeee because that just sounds better) also, I am sorta doing this weird dance right now idk if its because I am awesome or because you can't guess right.. or both

Ashleigh? SOMEONE? OMG YOU ARE MAKING ME FREAK OUT YOU DON’T TYPE LIKE ANYONE I CAN THINK OF. I’M JUST GOING TO ABUSE CAPS NOW BECAUSE I’M A LITTLE SCARED.

Anyway, “Horhay” with a slur.
Can I have a cookie anyway, coz I’m concerned and tbh quite hungry?

Nov 25, 2011
hey i like your blog. my name is jose, from spain, and i like you and okay i lied my name isn't jose its actually horhay but you know... Okay I lied again Abby why the hell are you the only one i cant anon message on here and be serious with!! but anyway cookie if you guess who this is (because i am staying on anon for something to do)

Is it Kate? Is it Alex? I DON’T KNOOOOOOW! But hi non Jose, non Horhay trolling (probably) Kate. If its not, I’m going to feel so awkward.
But whats this about cookies? I like cookies…

Nov 25, 2011
Reason Numero Uno as to Why Kate should be a Lawyer, or some smart and fancy shit...

“all tree houses, or wooden built structures on, near or around any kind of foliage that isn’t a bush, grass or flowers strictly belong to the likes of yourself *have fancy signature* and co-owner me *insert my ‘fancy’ signature* all those who oppose to this new ruling is to take it up to the high court also run by Abby and Kate who will kindly tell you to leave large donations of Lo Lo’s, All Black Players, swing sets, money and anything else that may appease up outside of said tree house/and or structures as a kind of lease to be on or inside said pre-owned properties.
Failure to do so may cause said ‘tenants’ to be evicted mercilessly, and have said tree houses/and or structures pulled to the ground, and or shipped into an undisclosed location with tenants still inside.*

*Location may be areas infected with mosquito’s, large unnamed creatures that like to eat human flesh and justin biever*”

Nov 25, 20112 notes
#Ugh #you're so smart #and flawless #you flawless bitch #it should be illegal to have this few flaws
Nov 24, 2011138 notes
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