carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

taco-bell-rey:

Remind me to vomit on Perez Hilton’s grave when he’s dead

He is probably one of the major reasons why Ke$ha is in rehab. and he has the fucking nerve to make a post about her disorder. He can fucking choke.

I am not someone to advocate the death of an enemy but he’s not fucking human he can literally get fucking stabbed to death and I would petition to make it a worldwide holiday.

waynerooneydoingthings:

Wayne Rooney confirms that he has two eyes. His doctor is impressed, he’s learnt to count

waynerooneydoingthings:

Wayne Rooney confirms that he has two eyes. His doctor is impressed, he’s learnt to count

There are two people you’ll meet in your life.  One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest.  The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most.  You will meet these two people; it is a given.  It is the third that you’ll never see coming.  That one person who not only finishes your sentences, but keeps the book.

meladoodle:

*doctor delivers baby* congratulations its a healthy boy! *slaps butt and the baby starts crying* oh… how unfortunate, he’s a pussy ass nerd.. should i dispose of him or are you okay with this

(Source: meladoodle)

highfunctioningdarklordofall:

can’t you imagine it though?

ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”

zubat:

Don’t ever try to play that “I have it worse than you do” game with people. Don’t ever try to minimize someone else’s problems or invalidate their feelings just because you or someone else may have it worse. To imply that their problems “aren’t that bad” or their feelings are “irrational” is very insulting and unnecessarily rude. That’s an insensitive, inconsiderate and horrible thing to do to someone. Don’t be that jackass.

apricockjam:

This rlly popular guy in my year was asking for nudes so I put my knees in a bra and snapchatted it to him so now he keeps sending me videos of him jerking off and I’m conflicted over whether or not I should tell him he just masturbated to my knees

dashofirish:

but why are people talking about bieber getting arrested when ed sheeran saved a kitten from being put down 

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then he posted this on instagram 

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and he made a twitter for graham the cat

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graham posted a photo too

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in conclusion ed sheeran is great and graham is one lucky kitten