my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like “check it out this guy is grilling cheese” and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that

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Supernatural episode titles



then and now

Season 1:

  • Faith
  • Bugs
  • Asylum
  • Shadow
  • Skin
  • Salvation
  • Scarecrow

Season 7:

  • Shut Up, Dr. Phil
  • Season Seven, Time for a Wedding!
  • Adventures in Babysitting
  • The Slice Girls
  • Plucky Pennywhistle’s Magical Menagerie
  • Party on, Garth
  • The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo

they started listening to fall out boy


if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying


my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

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One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

this is the opposite of a problem



One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

this is the opposite of a problem


update in australia #2: julia gillard visited another school today and a kid threw a salami sandwhich at her

when the media asked her how she felt about that, she said “they must’ve thought i was hungry”

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i will literally reblog this every time i see it

Oh my god, it’s making rounds again, I almost forgot about this.

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now I haven’t had sleep so I don’t know if this sounds cool or not

either way I’m posting it because I think it’s as close to finished as I’ll get it

Lana Del Rey/Kanye West - Million Dollar Gold Digger



the only thing that matters in my music tag

life changing

When I was 20 or so I worked at a coffee shop. We worked mostly for tips, a dollar here, a dollar there. One day I realized I needed a root canal. I was in pain and couldn’t afford to get the surgery I needed. No insurance I left a sign on the tip jar that said Please help me get a root canal… A total stranger pulled me aside and gave me $400 to fix my teeth. I will never forget him. That’s the thing, I never knew his name and never saw him again. He just wanted to help…I got my tooth fixed and smiled extra big forever.

Lindsey Way (via ballato)

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i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

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